A Dog’s Tale Glasses
Never before in all of literature (or glassware) have we encountered such a dynamic and endearing character as the one seen here. Chapter 1 introduces us to a protagonist, whose bark is worse than his bite and who propels the story forward with his aggressive, even daring, behavior. Through charming illustrations and a witty “how to” labels, this chapter focuses on four main themes: taking chances, being assertive, increasing confidence and challenging the status quo. What the hell am I talking about? This set of 4 glasses for $35.
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Inflatable Fruit Cake
It’s festive, it’s traditional and it’s inedible — just like the real thing. Each vinyl Inflatable Fruitcake comes deflated with a 9-1/2″ x 5-1/2″ envelope and a decorative sticker, making it easy to send one to all of your friends and family! When inflated, this icon of old-fashioned baked goods is 8-1/2″ x 5″ x 4-1/2″ and makes a great centerpiece for the holiday dinner table. Who doesn’t love a good fruit cake?
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Driving LED Emoticon
Nothing is worse than keeping it all bottled up tight. You need to let loose a little and tell others how you really feel. The Animated Driving LED Emoticon allows you to push a button and share your sentiments with the people behind you. Yes, we’re sure you already have a few ways of your own to do this already - but this device adds some technology to your message. It has 5 different faces and is visible during the day and night.
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Redistribution Holiday Ornament
Get ready… you know what’s coming! Here is the perfect holiday ornament to trim a tree the way the new administration is going to trim your income. The Redistribution Holiday Ornament will let everyone know you’re ready to help spread the wealth around! It’s begining to look a lot like socialism…
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Control Your Woman
Now here’s a new way to keep ‘em in line that we bet you’ve never tried! The Control Your Woman talking remote lets you effortlessly inspire attitude adjustments and romantic expressions of others. There are 18 hilarious, pre-recorded sayings including “Kiss me, you fool!” “Zip it!” and “What about my needs?” on the simulated TV remote. For hours of automated mind-control! Measures approximately 9 5/8″ L. Requires two AAA batteries which are included. Mature content, intended for adults.
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That “Control Your Woman” remote is just TOO funny! I have a friend that it would be perfect for…Might just have too add that to the list of what I’ll buy once I win your awesome contest!
sblilly14(@)yahoo(.)com
love that remote!
thanks!
moore.g@insideconnect.net
How completely silly!
That remote control is perfect! I think ‘Zip it’ would be worn out during football season!
And the fruitcake!
I like just about everything on this page.