Best Kid’s Birthday Present Ever?

The Koja Tent from IKEA!
Lucky you! You had the good sense to read this review, and it is my great pleasure to inform you that you have won:

Hours of extra time
Hundreds of dollars
Respect of other parents

AND, as a bonus your child has won…

POPULARITY!!

No kidding or exaggeration. If you buy the IKEA Koja Tent to give as a birthday present you will win the hearts of children and the admiration of their parents.

Selling at IKEA for a mere $9.99, this excellent igloo/tent will stimulate the imagination of the birthday boy or girl and leave them floating on an iceberg and your budget won’t sink into debt.

My advice – if your budget will allow you to spend $100 – is to order ten tents and save on shipping.

As the birthday party invitations come rolling in, just whip out a Koja Tent and cross off your list the grueling task of selecting the “right” gift. The Koja Tent makes everyone happy - boys, girls, cats, dogs…

Wrapping the tent is fun too – well, fun as compared to making dinner, for example. Buy a gross of velum paper to have on hand and wrap the tent like a Tootsie Roll. Accessorize with contrasting colored ribbon and then the presentation will make a big splash, too!

When the tent is erected (assembly takes moments) the birthday kid will chant praise, ooze love and beg friendship from your child. Preschool and elementary popularity will be a done deal for you and your child. Order today!

Bitsy is a mother and part-time professional from Austin, TX. She can also be found at her personal blog, Value wIT

1 Comment

Dorothy Stahlnecker | 2007-09-27 00:59:36

Your right..tents are the best. We have the yellow train one and Noah 4 has a ball. We put all kinds of stuff, pillows, blankets..etc in the tent and he occupies himself for at least 30 minutes while, I as grandma, get my act together.

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