It Figures! Bathings Suits for Human Women

Are you descended from large, Northern European peoples whose hearty physiques assisted them in living through harsh winters? Do you have wide hips that might be an asset during childbirth but are hell on swimsuit decisions? Was pregnancy unkind? Tummy still not/nor will it ever be the same, boobs droopy/unbelievably huge/some combo of both? Are you simply unable to put down that twinkie and destined to shop with me at Lane Bryant forever?

If so, ladies, then the only swimsuit you will ever need has arrived.

It Figures! is possibly the best swimsuit I have ever put on in my life. The bra cup actually works. It HOLDS THEM UP instead of squishing them like some unnatural sausage tube. It has a butt covering that covers your butt. The sides of the legs are not open all the way up to your armpits in some surreal attempt to make your legs look longer (which, in fact only works for circus performers seen from distances of greater than 50 yards out).

In fact,this is the best swimsuit it the history of swimsuits on the planet earth. I owned this swimsuit when I lost weight, and was SAD that it was too big and didn’t fit me. So I managed to get another one in a smaller size. Personally I chose this model pictured below.
Straps were wide without have that GIANT SUPPORT BRA thing going on and the entire suit supports and feels very secure while you wear it. Even at my heaviest weight, I looked and felt curvy rather than frumpy and fat in this suit. And it never rides up your butt, since they took the time to put enough fabric there to actually COVER it.

One of the things to keep in mind is this, depending on your body shape, there is a limit to the TYPE of suit that will effectively hold in, hold up and otherwise shape your body. So you might look at their site and think, wow, not a big selection. This is where a reality check is a good thing.

The reason that we’re all so miserable trying on swimsuits is that we are looking at suits not made for our shape. It Figures! has suits for big girls, little girls, round girls, tall girls……girls who have things about their figure that they do not like or want to try to downplay.

You want to feel happy and comfortable at the pool or beach this summer? Go get one of these suits.