Jello Fruit Passions

I admit, with my head held high, that I like Jello. And not just in an “Oooh…it’s SO retro” kind of way, either. I actually LIKE it. And since I also love pineapple, I thought that these raspberry pineapple Jello Fruit Passions would be pretty good.

Sadly…I thought wrong. Very wrong.

For starters, they had way too much fruit and not enough Jello. The pineapple pieces were also really tough. Maybe they thought people wouldn’t notice if they were suspended in a little Jello…

And finally, the whole pineapple in raspberry Jello thing is really not as good as it sounds because the pineapple ends up not even tasting like pineapple, which I happen to really enjoy.

So, in a nutshell, too much tough fruit in too little Jello equals a definite pan. Of course, in matters of food, personal taste always prevails and thus I include the disclaimer that even though I thought Jello Fruit Passions sucked…YOUR mileage may vary and I sincerely hope it does.